Funny Things My Kids Have Said!!!!
Well Just found a great site that will print my blog into a book.. So I have sent off 2009 to the printer to see if I like the product if so I will be sending each year to the printer so I can remember all fun stuff through the years and I can save all these for the boys to look back and see how cute and silly they were as kids. :D
So I thought I would do a page to remember the fun things my kids have said. Of course this post is taking me forever because I am going through my Facebook wall and finding all the funny things I have put down about the kiddos/
Funny Rememberalls.....
Feb 12 2010-- Isaac came up to me and told me he had an imaginary friend.. His name is Kearny and he is a Black Dog who is a Doctor. (Since then Kearny has become his Blue body pillow he sleeps with.- Present Update)
Feb 13 2010-- I was making a Cake for my mom and Noah decided to take a big chunk out of it. I apologized that it has been Noahrized... And My mom said it was extra special because of that.. (Just thought that was an adorable memory)
March 2010-- Isaac discovered he loved tea parties and would beg for a tea party when his friend Aliyah would come over or when he would go over to her house.. So Sweet.
April 19, 2010-- One of my good friends posted this on my page (just less than a month before she passed but her son said this about my boys.. So SWEET.. I miss you Zoe Silver)
Caleb: "Isaac and Noah are my good buds. I have so much fun with them, Mommy!! I love them!"
July 22, 2010--
ok fun conversation with Isaac.(age 4 and uber smart.)
I- (looking at a grape) What's in here?
Me- I don't know
I- a seed. hey can I put it in the garden?
Me-Why would you want to do that what do you think will happen?
I-Maybe I grow grapes. Please I like grapes
Dec 16, 2010 (Another one from a friend in regards to our kids.. Well sorta... But still freaking hilarious)
I had to share this with you: Henry looked at the picture on the wall in Leo's room and asked "why are the animals getting on the boat?" I said "that's Noah's Ark." Henry asked, "does Isaac have one?"
Dec 17, 2010 Adam Age 1
Momma: Choo Choo
Adam: coo coo
Momma: No its Choo Choo
Adam: Coo COO
Dec 31 2010, Isaac is stomping his foot on the ground.. "There's Giggles in my leg." Interesting
Jan 2, 1011-(Noah almost 3) it's so much fun to listen to Noah and his Trains. Noah: "One day on the isles of sodoor. (Percy:) Hi Thomas, (Thomas:) Hi Percy, Where's Gordon?, oooh ooohhhh." ~note: Thomas and Percy have different Noah voices.. :D
Jan 19, 2011-Isaac is way to cute!!! He just brought me a linkin toy he put together that is like a fan to cool me off and he just got me a big glass of water from the Frig not sure why he thinks I am warm but he is taking care of water and fan! lol He says here mom feel better!
Feb 10, 2011-Who knew teaching kids how to eat chicken off a drumstick was so difficult? Today was all 3 boys first go at Drumsticks. Noah kept asking to open the chicken. Then turned into a piranha. Piranhas leave more meat on bones then this kid.
Feb 21, 2011- (Adam 16mts old)
found out tonight just how dedicated and attached my baby is to the Monkey blanket mommy bought for him. Thing needs to be washed and it was like prying it from vise grips. Put it in the wash basket and it was back in the crib. REPEAT a couple times. Hid it under more clothes in the wash basket and it never made it down stairs it was in the chair where he was cuddling with it. Finally baby asleep Blanket in the WASH!!
March 3 2011- things I learned today. 1- Nothing ripens bananas faster than being in a diaper bag for a few hours. 2-Nothing brings you out of relaxing massage and back to reality better than a child with #2 running down his pants leg. Thought I would share.
March 16, 2011 (Isaac almost 5 Aliyah 4)
the conversation going on between the 2 yards. Isaac and Aliyah Flor Maria Erazo and Andrew LaVelle are playing hide and seek on separate sides of the fence.
I-How far do you want me to count
A- 24
I-What
A- 24
I- I can't count to 44. lol
March 25, 2011 (Isaac almost 5)
Isaac was talking about making mommy breakfast in bed last night.. Didn't realize he was going to remember or wake me up early for it.. But it was fun.. breakfast in bed with my 3 little guys. Coffee, Apple slices and Toasted PB and J
April 28, 2011 after a vigorous game of Wii Party Isaac comes to me and says water is coming out of my head again... HUH? Oh wait Isaac that is just sweat. lol
May 20, 2011---- YUPP wanted to remember this.. My Little Natural Disasters.... (we have since had Earthquake Gabriel Added to the Natural Storms that wreak havic on our house)
well the house is mostly clean until the extreme weather patterns hit again. In case you don't know Hurricane Isaac, Tornado Noah and Tropical Storm Adam are currently Active in this location.
Sept 21, 2011- I feel so sad
I told Isaac he forgot to give me a kiss
and he cheaply threw one over the fence at me
instead of coming back to give me a kiss. :(
Sept 24, 2011- Thinks it is insanely adorable that Isaac is imaginative playing a food network show host... He is teaching how to make a pie..
Jan 30, 2012-my Super Power (super sniffer) just came in handy. Shortly after turning on the preheat I smelled plastic burning. Turns out the 3rd son put 5 hex bugs in the oven for storage. Good thing my super power saved us from 5 hex bugs exploding batteries inside my OVEN! Grrr.. KIDS
Jan 31, 2012- Yawn... Woke up early to all my guys singing me Happy Birthday and some eggs and toast breakfast in bed.. So sweet.
April 21, 2012- Well Geez. I walked past Isaac and grabbed one of his Gold Fish Crackers on my way to the kitchen. In the Kitchen I hear "Ha, now you can't take anymore they all have my germs on them!" Come back in and he bit off all their heads.. Well Duh I don't want a headless Goldfish Guess it is time to sneak them off Adam's plate instead.
May 12, 2012-Isaac's Saying of the day to Noah as Noah Stomped on a bug... "I am friends with Mother Nature and she is mad you!"
June 8, 2012- Isaac -6 Noah-4 Adam- 2---
Conversation around the Snack table.
I: I am a Dog!
N: I'm a Cat!
A: I a Crab. lol
June 21 2012- (Between Noah age 4and Adam age 2) Overheard Conversation in the livingroom..... A: Noah if you don't get down I tell mom....1...2....3 ... MOM NOAH BE NAUGHTY!!!
Lol well I guess he did give him a warning.
July 2012- Noah sneaks into our closet to sleep on the floor.
Oct 5. 2012- (NOAH) I think my 4 year old's needle keeps skipping.
All I hear is Old McDonald has a farm e i e i o.. Old McDonald has a
farm e i e i o........ and on and on and on.." Must be a scratch on the
record.. :D
Oct 15, 2012-
My kiddos are seriously testing my patience today! I need to breathe and laugh at points..
Conversation in the car on the way home from M&M.
A: NOOOOOO
Me: Adam you can't go play on the playground if you can't listen..
A:NOOOO
Me: You also have to be nice and stop telling mommy No.. I am really tired of hearing you scream no all the time.
N: Yes!!!! Now can we go to the playground.
(Palm to forehead with LONG SIGH!!!!)
(Time for NAPS!!!)
Oct 16, 2012-
May need to start implementing a talking stick at dinner, Because dinner went something like this!!!
I: I-S-A-A-C K-L-A-U-E-R
N: Ilan is my Buddy.. Ilan is my buddy
A: Isaac, Daddy, Noah, Gabriel Mamma MEEEEEE hehehe.. Isaac, Daddy, Noah, Gabriel Mamma MEEEEE heheheh
G:Hazaaa Hazaaaa hehehehhee Hazaaaaa
Mom and Dad~ staring at each other because they are all saying this AT THE SAME TIME OVER EACH OTHER
Nov21, 2012- well that will learn you QUICK!!! Adam is running around with his tongue out because he decided to grab a handful of my minced FRESH GINGER that I am working on when I brought in the milk.. Good thing I didn't get to the Serrano pepper yet.
Nov 29,2012- Was trying to get Adam in his seat so we could go home from the store...
Me: Adam please I really want to get home so we can put away the groceries.
A: No
Me: you have to be safe you have to put on your seatbelt.
A: NO! I want to DRIVE!
Me: UHHHHHH No.
Jan 2, 2013- I: Hey Noah look now we are the same.. Oh wait you need socks. I'll get you some.
N: hehe okay.
Me... Just had to take a photo of them dressing themselves alike.
Jan 14, 2013-
Scene: Noah Whining upset that his pants don't Fit.
Me: ( thinking.. really he is out of 5s already no way) Noah come here I will help
Noah: Theyyyyyy Donnnntt fittttt (WHINEY VOICE)
Me: (Pulling them up and out to look at the tag) Noah you are putting on Adam's Pants that is why the don't fit.
Noah: These aren't Adam's.. Adam's Pants are too small.
Me: (Thinking YUP while waiting for him to catch on)
Noah: Oh. OOOHHh.. I'll get new ones.
Nothing like My size 5 going to be size 6 kiddo trying to hop into size 3T pants.. Some days I wish there was a constant video camera on our family to cut out the "fun takes" to forever to save. I guess I will have to implant it deep in my memory.. lol
~~~Wow~~~
I did it I went through all of my facebook posts to save them here!!!!
CRAVINGS I HAD WITH EACH PREGNANCY!!
Isaac was brownies or cheetos,
Noah was Culvers grilled Chicken sandwiches or Brats
Adam was Unsweetened Ice Tea with extra ice from McDs only
Gabriel was Diet Coke or String Cheese
My promise to my kids ~ I am not your friend..I am your Mother, I will stalk you, flip out on you, lecture you, drive you insane, be your worst nightmare & hunt you down like a bloodhound when needed because I ♥ YOU! When you understand that, I will know you are a responsible adult. You will NEVER find someone who ♥'s, prays, cares and worries about you more than I do!
Beautiful words for all of us with sons..... I'll always love my sons no matter what age I am. My sons have made me laugh.. made me proud...made me cry...hugged me tight.. cheered me up...kept me going strong...and driven me crazy at times! My sons are a promise from God that I will have forever! Put this on your status if you have a wonderful son or sons that you love with all your heart. ♥ you Isaac, Noah, Adam, and Gabriel.
Recipe Treat~
So I thought I would do a page to remember the fun things my kids have said. Of course this post is taking me forever because I am going through my Facebook wall and finding all the funny things I have put down about the kiddos/
Funny Rememberalls.....
2010
Feb 12 2010-- Isaac came up to me and told me he had an imaginary friend.. His name is Kearny and he is a Black Dog who is a Doctor. (Since then Kearny has become his Blue body pillow he sleeps with.- Present Update)
Feb 13 2010-- I was making a Cake for my mom and Noah decided to take a big chunk out of it. I apologized that it has been Noahrized... And My mom said it was extra special because of that.. (Just thought that was an adorable memory)
March 2010-- Isaac discovered he loved tea parties and would beg for a tea party when his friend Aliyah would come over or when he would go over to her house.. So Sweet.
April 19, 2010-- One of my good friends posted this on my page (just less than a month before she passed but her son said this about my boys.. So SWEET.. I miss you Zoe Silver)
Caleb: "Isaac and Noah are my good buds. I have so much fun with them, Mommy!! I love them!"
July 22, 2010--
ok fun conversation with Isaac.(age 4 and uber smart.)
I- (looking at a grape) What's in here?
Me- I don't know
I- a seed. hey can I put it in the garden?
Me-Why would you want to do that what do you think will happen?
I-Maybe I grow grapes. Please I like grapes
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| Noah trying to wear the stocking like a sock... 2010. |
I had to share this with you: Henry looked at the picture on the wall in Leo's room and asked "why are the animals getting on the boat?" I said "that's Noah's Ark." Henry asked, "does Isaac have one?"
Dec 17, 2010 Adam Age 1
Momma: Choo Choo
Adam: coo coo
Momma: No its Choo Choo
Adam: Coo COO
Dec 31 2010, Isaac is stomping his foot on the ground.. "There's Giggles in my leg." Interesting
2011
Jan 2, 1011-(Noah almost 3) it's so much fun to listen to Noah and his Trains. Noah: "One day on the isles of sodoor. (Percy:) Hi Thomas, (Thomas:) Hi Percy, Where's Gordon?, oooh ooohhhh." ~note: Thomas and Percy have different Noah voices.. :D
Jan 19, 2011-Isaac is way to cute!!! He just brought me a linkin toy he put together that is like a fan to cool me off and he just got me a big glass of water from the Frig not sure why he thinks I am warm but he is taking care of water and fan! lol He says here mom feel better!
Feb 10, 2011-Who knew teaching kids how to eat chicken off a drumstick was so difficult? Today was all 3 boys first go at Drumsticks. Noah kept asking to open the chicken. Then turned into a piranha. Piranhas leave more meat on bones then this kid.
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| Adam cuddling on Isaac Feb 10 2011 |
found out tonight just how dedicated and attached my baby is to the Monkey blanket mommy bought for him. Thing needs to be washed and it was like prying it from vise grips. Put it in the wash basket and it was back in the crib. REPEAT a couple times. Hid it under more clothes in the wash basket and it never made it down stairs it was in the chair where he was cuddling with it. Finally baby asleep Blanket in the WASH!!
March 3 2011- things I learned today. 1- Nothing ripens bananas faster than being in a diaper bag for a few hours. 2-Nothing brings you out of relaxing massage and back to reality better than a child with #2 running down his pants leg. Thought I would share.
March 16, 2011 (Isaac almost 5 Aliyah 4)
the conversation going on between the 2 yards. Isaac and Aliyah Flor Maria Erazo and Andrew LaVelle are playing hide and seek on separate sides of the fence.
I-How far do you want me to count
A- 24
I-What
A- 24
I- I can't count to 44. lol
March 25, 2011 (Isaac almost 5)
Isaac was talking about making mommy breakfast in bed last night.. Didn't realize he was going to remember or wake me up early for it.. But it was fun.. breakfast in bed with my 3 little guys. Coffee, Apple slices and Toasted PB and J
April 28, 2011 after a vigorous game of Wii Party Isaac comes to me and says water is coming out of my head again... HUH? Oh wait Isaac that is just sweat. lol
May 20, 2011---- YUPP wanted to remember this.. My Little Natural Disasters.... (we have since had Earthquake Gabriel Added to the Natural Storms that wreak havic on our house)
well the house is mostly clean until the extreme weather patterns hit again. In case you don't know Hurricane Isaac, Tornado Noah and Tropical Storm Adam are currently Active in this location.
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| June 2011- Noah and Troy Age 3.5 It is Cousin Pillow Time.. So cute :D |
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| Noah waiting to get His head stapled from falling on the steps... Cuddling with his new baby brother. |
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| Noah So Sad to see Isaac go on the bus to his first day of Kindergarten Sept 2011 |
Sept 21, 2011- I feel so sad
I told Isaac he forgot to give me a kiss
and he cheaply threw one over the fence at me
instead of coming back to give me a kiss. :(
Sept 24, 2011- Thinks it is insanely adorable that Isaac is imaginative playing a food network show host... He is teaching how to make a pie..
2012
Jan 30, 2012-my Super Power (super sniffer) just came in handy. Shortly after turning on the preheat I smelled plastic burning. Turns out the 3rd son put 5 hex bugs in the oven for storage. Good thing my super power saved us from 5 hex bugs exploding batteries inside my OVEN! Grrr.. KIDS
Jan 31, 2012- Yawn... Woke up early to all my guys singing me Happy Birthday and some eggs and toast breakfast in bed.. So sweet.
April 21, 2012- Well Geez. I walked past Isaac and grabbed one of his Gold Fish Crackers on my way to the kitchen. In the Kitchen I hear "Ha, now you can't take anymore they all have my germs on them!" Come back in and he bit off all their heads.. Well Duh I don't want a headless Goldfish Guess it is time to sneak them off Adam's plate instead.
May 12, 2012-Isaac's Saying of the day to Noah as Noah Stomped on a bug... "I am friends with Mother Nature and she is mad you!"
June 8, 2012- Isaac -6 Noah-4 Adam- 2---
Conversation around the Snack table.
I: I am a Dog!
N: I'm a Cat!
A: I a Crab. lol
June 21 2012- (Between Noah age 4and Adam age 2) Overheard Conversation in the livingroom..... A: Noah if you don't get down I tell mom....1...2....3 ... MOM NOAH BE NAUGHTY!!!
Lol well I guess he did give him a warning.
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| July 2012 from ISaac. |
July 2012- Noah sneaks into our closet to sleep on the floor.
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| August 2012 Adam dumped nail polish and sealing top coat all over my bed, ipod, nightstand, and HIMSELF! |
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| When mom is sick.. Kiddos pile on and watch shows!!!! |
Oct 15, 2012-
My kiddos are seriously testing my patience today! I need to breathe and laugh at points..
Conversation in the car on the way home from M&M.
A: NOOOOOO
Me: Adam you can't go play on the playground if you can't listen..
A:NOOOO
Me: You also have to be nice and stop telling mommy No.. I am really tired of hearing you scream no all the time.
N: Yes!!!! Now can we go to the playground.
(Palm to forehead with LONG SIGH!!!!)
(Time for NAPS!!!)
Oct 16, 2012-
May need to start implementing a talking stick at dinner, Because dinner went something like this!!!
I: I-S-A-A-C K-L-A-U-E-R
N: Ilan is my Buddy.. Ilan is my buddy
A: Isaac, Daddy, Noah, Gabriel Mamma MEEEEEE hehehe.. Isaac, Daddy, Noah, Gabriel Mamma MEEEEE heheheh
G:Hazaaa Hazaaaa hehehehhee Hazaaaaa
Mom and Dad~ staring at each other because they are all saying this AT THE SAME TIME OVER EACH OTHER
Nov21, 2012- well that will learn you QUICK!!! Adam is running around with his tongue out because he decided to grab a handful of my minced FRESH GINGER that I am working on when I brought in the milk.. Good thing I didn't get to the Serrano pepper yet.
Nov 29,2012- Was trying to get Adam in his seat so we could go home from the store...
Me: Adam please I really want to get home so we can put away the groceries.
A: No
Me: you have to be safe you have to put on your seatbelt.
A: NO! I want to DRIVE!
Me: UHHHHHH No.
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| First Real Snow man at our house. |
| 2013 |
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Jan 2, 2013- I: Hey Noah look now we are the same.. Oh wait you need socks. I'll get you some.
N: hehe okay.
Me... Just had to take a photo of them dressing themselves alike.
Jan 14, 2013-
Scene: Noah Whining upset that his pants don't Fit.
Me: ( thinking.. really he is out of 5s already no way) Noah come here I will help
Noah: Theyyyyyy Donnnntt fittttt (WHINEY VOICE)
Me: (Pulling them up and out to look at the tag) Noah you are putting on Adam's Pants that is why the don't fit.
Noah: These aren't Adam's.. Adam's Pants are too small.
Me: (Thinking YUP while waiting for him to catch on)
Noah: Oh. OOOHHh.. I'll get new ones.
Nothing like My size 5 going to be size 6 kiddo trying to hop into size 3T pants.. Some days I wish there was a constant video camera on our family to cut out the "fun takes" to forever to save. I guess I will have to implant it deep in my memory.. lol
~~~Wow~~~
I did it I went through all of my facebook posts to save them here!!!!
CRAVINGS I HAD WITH EACH PREGNANCY!!
Isaac was brownies or cheetos,
Noah was Culvers grilled Chicken sandwiches or Brats
Adam was Unsweetened Ice Tea with extra ice from McDs only
Gabriel was Diet Coke or String Cheese
My promise to my kids ~ I am not your friend..I am your Mother, I will stalk you, flip out on you, lecture you, drive you insane, be your worst nightmare & hunt you down like a bloodhound when needed because I ♥ YOU! When you understand that, I will know you are a responsible adult. You will NEVER find someone who ♥'s, prays, cares and worries about you more than I do!
Beautiful words for all of us with sons..... I'll always love my sons no matter what age I am. My sons have made me laugh.. made me proud...made me cry...hugged me tight.. cheered me up...kept me going strong...and driven me crazy at times! My sons are a promise from God that I will have forever! Put this on your status if you have a wonderful son or sons that you love with all your heart. ♥ you Isaac, Noah, Adam, and Gabriel.
Recipe Treat~
FUDGE OATMEAL BARS
Melt over low heat:
1 can Eagle Brand sweetened condensed milk
1 cup chocolate chips
1 cup butterscotch chips
2 tablespoons butter
1/2 teaspoon salt
1/2 teaspoon vanilla
Mix together:
1 cup butter
2 cup brown sugar
2 eggs
1/2 teaspoon salt
2 1/2 cup flour
1 teaspoon baking soda
Add 3 cup oatmeal.
Press 2/3 of the oatmeal mixture in a greased (11 x 15 x 2") pan. Spread chocolate mixture over top; sprinkle rest of oatmeal mixture over top. Bake 20 minutes at 350 degrees.
Melt over low heat:
1 can Eagle Brand sweetened condensed milk
1 cup chocolate chips
1 cup butterscotch chips
2 tablespoons butter
1/2 teaspoon salt
1/2 teaspoon vanilla
Mix together:
1 cup butter
2 cup brown sugar
2 eggs
1/2 teaspoon salt
2 1/2 cup flour
1 teaspoon baking soda
Add 3 cup oatmeal.
Press 2/3 of the oatmeal mixture in a greased (11 x 15 x 2") pan. Spread chocolate mixture over top; sprinkle rest of oatmeal mixture over top. Bake 20 minutes at 350 degrees.
